3/6/09

"Gafes" del oficio.

Ante todo, lo primero es pedir a Ricardo Oliveira y a su familia por la falsa acusación vertida en este vuestro blog. En ediciones anteriores se comentó que el binomio que formaba junto a Sergio García llevaba consigo la mala suerte por allí por dónde pasara. No es del todo cierto, ya que si bien en la etapa zaragocista coincidieron durante toda la campaña, en esta pasada temporada sólo convivieron 6 meses en la casa bética, ya que Ricardo llegó en el mercado invernal.

Lo que se nos pasó por alto es que, como bien apuntó el señor Paco desde la sección de comentarios, el gran artillero español (6 goles en 38 partidos, que da la media de un gol cada... muchísimos encuentros) ya colaboró en el descenso del Levante en la temporada 06/07. ¿Qué quiere decir esto? Que Sergio García YA ha conseguido el triplete. Sin despeinarse. Pero lo que podría considerarse una desgraciada casualidad, cobra otro significado cuando profundizamos en algunos de los sucesos protagonizados por el ex-canterano blaugrana. El más sangrante podría ser éste:

Efectivamente, Sergio García es el único capaz de lesionarse de gravedad celebrando un gol. Se podría decir que éste se tira al pajal y lo deja embarazado (risas).

Tanto infortunio sólo puede tener una explicación lógica:

Sergio García el día de su presentación como jugador bético luciendo su dorsal fetiche.

No estimados lectores, no os dejéis embaucar. La imagen de arriba es un fotomontaje; es una simple hipótesis que planteo, que posiblemente no sea cierta pero es que hoy en día no se puede descartar ninguna explicación por muy idiota que parezca. Y es que, amigos, como dijo mi primo después de perder la virginidad a los 34 años...









10 comentaris:

Valero Sanmartí ha dit...

Sr. Manel, no em piqui amb Lost que tinc la llengua molt llarga. Encara que en realitat em fot enveja... 4 temporades que li queden per descobrir i no s'imagina de la missa el 3%. Afortunat.

Per cert: quan acabi Lost pot provar amb Fringe, també del J. J. Abrams. No està ni la meitat de bé, però t'ajuda a passar l'abstinència. Com la metadona.

sr. manel ha dit...

No me'l rebenti (el final de Lost), que vaig per la segona temporada encara! Si vol tornar a veure-la com si fos la primera vegada té dues opcions:

- Maragall option: Alzheimer. Haurà d'esperar.

- Lobezno Option (segons els que han fet la puta mertda de pel·licula) : Un tret al cap que automàticament esborra la part de la memòria que vulgui.

També m'han parlat bé de Flash Forward...

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